Quote of the day

"Schreiber's semi-favorable review, which begins in earnest after a six-paragraph preamble comprising a long list of baroquely rendered, seemingly unrelated anecdotes peppered with obscure references, summarizes music as a 'solid but uninspired effort'."

The Onion reports on Pitchfork's review of music, for which it scores 6.8.

(Thanks to Suresh for the link.)