Know Your Enemy

"The padded and disjointed show was a hodgepodge of video clips and Sheen-isms that felt hastily assembled and misjudged the patience of even the hardest of hardcore fans."

Entertainment Weekly on Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo Of Truth show, during which he declared himself to be "a giant and leaky bag of mayhem" who was "finally here to identify and train the Vatican assassin locked inside each and every one of you".

Even more of a car crash than Jim Davidson's play, by the sounds of it...