It's official: Cliff isn't creepy

I'm glad to hear that displaying an image of Sir Cliff Richard is not a criminal offence. If it was, our calendars would have meant we broke the law 24 times over the course of the last two years. There was a point in August when it seemed as though the second one might have to come down, but any allegations are as yet unproven so he remained in place on the kitchen wall right through to December.

(Thanks to Sarah for the link.)