Know Your Enemy

"Everything in this movie is fucking insane. That's not how press conferences work. That's not how diplomacy works. That's not how prime ministers work. NOTHING IS HOW ANYTHING WORKS. That's not how weddings work, that's not how audio recording works, that's not how saxophones work, that's not how hair works, that's not how business meetings work, that's not how art works, that's not how grief works, that's not how primary school Christmas concerts work, that's not how airports work, that's not how music charts work, that's not how fat works, and none of it is how 'love works.'"

Taken from a splendid demolition of Love Actually by Jezebel's Lindy West. It might be like shooting fish in a barrel, but it's brilliantly done.

(Thanks to Dave for the link.)