"Just put 'Gary Numan' for every other answer..."

Delighted to report that Cradle Of Milf scored a narrow and hard-earned victory in the Audioscope Music Quiz last night, despite mustering just five out of twenty in the fiendishly difficult synthpop round set by Nightshift editor Ronan Munro, referring to Karen Carpenter as Carol and mistaking Linkin Park's cover of Adele's 'Rolling in the Deep' for the one performed by Aretha Franklin. Idiot savants, that's us. The team we beat into second place were called ... And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Correct Answers. Serves them right for being smug.

All proceeds from the event will go to Shelter, as will those from Audioscope's annual one-day festival, which this year takes place on Saturday 8th November. Public Service Broadcasting headline, while Silver Apples, The Telescopes and local favourites Kid Kin and The Neon Violets are also among those on the bill. Sadly, I won't be able to go - and neither will you, as it's now sold out.