Quote of the day

"When the new owner decided to move it I said 'Fine, it is a lucky thing, you will regret it later'. Now the new owner will regret it because I warned him. I said 'You will pay with blood for that' because it was something loved by people. It was a big mistake but he paid for it now. He's been relegated and if he wakes up he'll ask for Michael Jackson again and I'll say 'No way'."

Forget about a defence so generous it was a registered charity - Mohamed Al Fayed knows the real reason why Fulham were relegated. And he wonders why no one takes his conspiracy theories about Princess Diana seriously. As for Jackson, it's hardly the most heinous episode in which he's been implicated...