Quote of the day

"I make £120,000 but I can't recall the last time we went out for dinner."

Now there's a headline to make the heart bleed - thank you Torygraph for descending into self-parody. If you can afford to shell out £45,000 a year in school fees, then a KFC bucket probably wouldn't be stretching the budget too much out of shape.

(Thanks to Dave for the link.)