Bros not hos

Of the many things I've done this year, finding myself embroiled in a five-round rap battle was one of the most unexpected - as was a third-placed finish. The two members of the loose collective known as the Deep 6 who placed first and second, C To The Triple X and P.I.G.O., took it further at Catweazle in Oxford on Thursday, making the transition from page to stage to brilliant effect. Thought rappers could only brag about money and hos? Well, think again - witness their raps on homoeroticism, robots and Christmas food. This shit just got REAL.