Monday, June 21, 2004

Random Euro 2004 observations

Given the peculiar similarity in the pronunciation of their surnames, is Croatian striker Dado Prso in any way related to 'This Morning' agony uncle Raj Persaud? Just wondering whether the pony-tailed Monaco player might be any good dispensing words of advice about messy divorces sat on the sofa next to Denise Robertson.

I can't be the only person to think that brilliant Italian ref Pierluigi Collina and Denmark's midfield maestro Thomas Gravesen would make a fantastic serial-killer tag team - scary heads, bulging eyes, occasional maniacal grimaces. Most people are happy to tend to their garden once they retire - when he calls it a day after this tournament, I suspect Collina will be hard at work tending to his new concrete patio.

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