I'm back from Glastonbury soiled but satiated, and currently in the process of reintroducing myself into normal society, drinking alcohol-free liquids and scrubbing clean every single item I took with me. Expect tales of mud, mindbending cider and money-grabbing bastards from Newport in the next day or so. In the meantime, thanks to Kenny for giving this post its title - you really should be a sub-editor for the Sun - and also for continuing Blogwatch in my absence.
A couple of requests for two regular readers. Firstly, John R, can you send your email address to the SWSL address? Secondly, Mike, is there a problem with Troubled Diva at the moment, or is it just me?