"It'll be in the last place you look." One of the most annoying sentences in the English language, but probably true in the case of Lena Paahlsson, whose wedding ring was lost for 16 years. Presumably the Swede didn't think to check a carrot growing in her garden.
In other vegetable-related news, "potato parties" are apparently all the rage in South Korea. Just imagining the stench of all those horrible processed McDonalds fries makes my stomach turn.