Kids' stuff

Last week Jen went to something called Nappucinos, which involved a load of mums and mums-to-be sitting around drinking coffee and talking about reusable nappies. It may just be the most middle-class thing either of us have ever done.

Meanwhile, while she's concerning herself with fripperies like nappies, I'm busy taking care of the more serious business of ensuring there will be a Newcastle Utd romper suit awaiting the poor unfortunate on arrival. Not only that, but I've been pointed in the direction of Tynemouth shop Children Of The Revolution and in particular the Nippaz With Attitude brand they sell. Purchases had to made...