Quote of the day

"As the tank empties and refills and the water goes in and the water goes out and Caitlin scans the pipe like a 1920s banker would read a ticker tape, two things hit me; how quickly you get used to this sort of thing – once you get over the panicked feeling that you’re going to involuntary pebbledash one side of Derby Road – and how easy it is to hold a conversation with a pipe up your ringpiece."

In the spirit of New Year detox, LeftLion editor Al Needham gives colonic irrigation a try. Sadly the article doesn't include the line "Let's get that rammell aht er yer, duckeh"...

Few things remind me more of how fond I am of Nottingham than that esteemed local publication.