Quote of the day

"I head up the hill towards Clifton, the leafy part of the city. It’s quieter now, and darker. I find Tesco, and go in. I almost buy that upmarket pizza; the choice tells me Jo wanted a lovely life, something above the ordinary."

A bit behind the times, this, but it would be wrong to have let Liz Jones' Pulitzer-worthy piece about Jo Yeates for the Mail on Sunday pass by without comment. I wasn't aware Tesco did aspirational pizzas.

Credit to the Daily Mash for their word-for-word-perfect parody.