Know Your Enemy

"Chopped into 'chapters' that barely fill a page, in a font size usually associated with books for the partially sighted, Lovejoy on Football is part autobiography, part witless musing, and one more triumph for the crass stupidity rapidly replacing culture in this country. Hopelessly banal and nauseatingly self-assured, smirkingly unfunny, it’s a £300 T-shirt, a piss-you-off ringtone, a YouTube clip of someone drinking their mate’s vomit. Its smugness is a corollary of its vacuity. I hope it makes you sick."

An oldie but a goodie - When Saturday Comes' Taylor Parkes reviews former Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy's vanity pamphlet.