Quote of the day

"You may not believe in an interventionist God, but you're starting to look like Mr Kidd from 'Diamonds Are Forever'".

The last line of today's Guardian Fiver teatime football email. Whether it was Paul Doyle or Tom Lutz who went to the Hammersmith Apollo last night, they've got a point.

I, of course, am not in the slightest jealous of anyone who's already seen or is about to see the disconcertingly libidinous 50-year-old and his Bad Seeds on their current tour. No. Not one bit.