Quotes of the day

"Her Majesty has been married to a former naval officer for many years and has thus heard language in all its many forms. Do not be concerned."

Buckingham Palace's answer to former BBC1 controller Paul Fox, who was worried that parts of 'The Other Boleyn Girl' might be too strong for the royal film performance.

"What we're trying to do now is only play in areas that have a public transport infrastructure in place. So that rules out Glastonbury for this year."

Thom Yorke endears himself to Michael Eavis. Like the sentiment, Thom, but surely encouraging or even enforcing car sharing would be preferable to demanding Worthy Farm is on a bus route and serviced by an underground system?