Tuesday, July 30, 2019
Perhaps the only consolation of the current state of British politics is that we regularly get to read the likes of Marina Hyde and Stewart Lee writing about it. The latter's latest piece for the Guardian hails our new prime minister Boris Johnson - or, to give him his full title, "Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Inconclusive-Cocaine-Event Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-The-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop Turds Johnson". Should there be an "Esq" on the end there, Jacob?
Posted by Ben at 11:33 AM