Words to live by

Our first DIY job in the new house was, naturally, to get rid of the Snow Patrol lyrics heinously adorning the living room wall (it was close to being a deal-breaker, I'll admit). Now we've just got to decide how to replace the quote. I was thinking maybe something from the pen of Sleaford Mods' Jason Williamson - "I woke up with shit in my sock outside the Polish off-licence" from 'Tied Up In Nottz', perhaps?