"GET OZZY OSBOURNE A KNIGHTHOOD"

Angry? Upset? Frustrated? The default action these days is not to write a strongly worded letter to your local newspaper but to start an e-petition, which can end up being debated in parliament. They need to have at least 100,000 signatures, though, and also to concern serious and specific issues over which parliament has some authority/control. Not Emmerdale plot lines, Arctic Monkeys tours, direct flights to Romania or walking and renaming raccoons, then.