Something's Amess

Presumably when the powers that be were looking to appoint an MP to scrutinise the Tories' Psychoactive Substances Bill, they scouted around for someone with a bit of experience of the area. I'm not sure David Amess, the Tory who fell headlong into Chris Morris' trap in denouncing cake as a "big yellow death bullet" in the drugs episode of Brasseye, is quite the man for the job...