Rebel alliance

UKIP really are desperate, aren't they? When their Europe of Freedom and Direct Democracy (EFDD) group lost an MEP, they first attempted to recruit the leader of a German dadaist party whose election slogans include "Hands off German willies: no to the EU penis-norm", but have settled for an MEP from the Polish far right with whom not even France's Front National would form an alliance. Given Farage's concerns about HIV and AIDS, you'd think he might be a little more cautious about who he himself jumps into bed with...