That's why mums go to Iceland

Sorry, ATP, I'd genuinely love to go to your Iceland event but just can't. Thanks for trying to tempt me via social media, though - I completely agree that any country that's home to both a penis museum and people who protest against roads being built because the work might disturb fairies has to be worth a visit.

Unfortunately I now can't go to your inaugural Jabberwocky bash in London either - blame it on wedding season...