Hold the front page

Heds Will Roll: a place for editors to submit "headlines they dare not use". My own contribution - well, actually a headline suggested by a friend - would be for an interview with the Flaming Lips that appeared in an issue of the student magazine during my time. I thought "Record Labial" was very clever and perfectly acceptable, but sadly the deputy editor disagreed, deeming it "too rude" for publication, and we had to have a rethink.

(Thanks to Simon for the link.)