A builders' flyer that came through our door on Thursday promised a "professional building team" that is "reliaple". You'd hope their construction skills are more "reliaple" than their spelling. However, they're also "ceap" - if they can cut corners with a five-letter word, I dread to think what they'd do with a new wall or driveway.
Apparently, one of the services they offer is "wooodwork". I can only imagine that this is a very camp form of carpentry.