Quotes of the day

"Round and round and round, uncontrollably down a hill, screaming. That's the way we roll."

"A smile can light up your face. So can lighter fluid and a match, but a smile is more environmentally friendly."

"Ladies! If a man from the Taliban offers to 'rock your body', he does not mean what you think he means. (Depending on what you think he means.)"

Just three pearls of wisdom from the second issue of The Story Of Grass, a wonderfully surreal and darkly comic publication which has already been bestowed with Bob Mortimer's seal of approval. You can find out more here.

(Thanks to Pue for the recommendation.)