Career opportunities

So, Charles Kennedy has bowed to the pressure and resigned. If he's after a job for which alcoholism is not merely not prohibitive but actively encouraged, then he could do worse than get some pointers by watching BBC2. Yes, with the addition of a couple of strategically placed tattoos and the purchase of some judiciously selected gold jewellery, Kennedy could reinvent himself as a darts player. Champagne Charlie has a nice ring to it. Any suggestions as to what his entrance music would be?