Thursday, July 06, 2017

Sex machine

For me, the real story in the news of the birth of Jacob Rees-Mogg's sixth son isn't the name he's been blessed with (Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher), it's the revelation that the MP has had sexual intercourse on at least six occasions. To listen to him, you'd think the Rees-Mogg household would be a chilly, child-free place in which all the table legs are covered up for fear of arousing lascivious feelings.

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