Pity the poor, beleaguered Beeb. If they're not getting it in the neck from the Tories or the right-wing press, they're taking flak from a bearded egomaniac in drag who thinks Crinkly Bottom and Mr Blobby were the zenith of family entertainment. It's all a bit Accidental Partridge, really - Noel Edmonds' equivalent of screaming "Smell my cheese, you mother!" at BBC execs because they won't give him another Saturday evening series.
(Thanks to Terry for the link.)