"PepsiCo, who make Doritos (through subsidiary Frito-Lay), are producing a homosexual version of Doritos called 'Rainbow Doritos'. Doritos are a product marketed to children, so they make the perfect gateway snack to introduce children to the joys of homosexuality."
Yes, this is genuinely the view of one Ed Straker. Of course, it begs the question: what's a heterosexual snack? Roast beef flavoured Monster Munch? Pork scratchings? Pickled egg?
(Thanks to Lorne for the link.)