Crystal (Palace) ball gazing

Pardon the tardiness - I should really have posted a link to my Premier League preview written for The Two Unfortunates before the season actually began. It pains me to have tipped Man Utd for the title, and to have (for once) resisted the temptation to predict relegation for the Mackems. If you're a fan of Norwich, Leicester or Villa, look away now. As for Newcastle's prospects, your guess is as good as mine...