"[A] giant field full of, to paraphrase Roy Keane, prawn sandwich-eating motherfuckers. ... They'll all be too busy snorting coke in the portable loos and wearing preposterous multicoloured hats, before wandering off to catch Richie Hawtin in the techno tent. Or whatever it's called."
Dom Lawson's caricature of Glastonbury-goers, in the course of
criticising Metallica for the decision to headline for them this year. Sadly for Lawson, his accusation that the band have abandoned their metal roots and sold out is arguably about twenty years too late...
(Thanks to Matt for the link.)