Christian aid

A man appears in court charged with wanking at the wheel and, while most commenters on the story seem keen to point out the reporter's misunderstanding of the facts ("He had his penis out" doesn't necessarily mean "He had his penis out of the window"...), I'm more intrigued by the fact that the police detective involved in the case is called Terry Christian. Glad to hear he's managed to find gainful employment since The Word finished in 1995.

(Thanks to Stuart for the link.)