Quote of the day

"The needs of my bathroom are very different to those of my kitchen or spare room, and I am delighted our electoral system will now recognise those differences. Northerners however all share the common life goals of having sex in car parks and acquiring fried meat in cardboard buckets, so there is less need for detailed administration in their foggy, marsh-like region."

David Cameron on the Tories' proposed electoral boundary changes (according to the Daily Mash, at least).

(Thanks to Mhairi for the link.)