The sinking ship

If, like me, you were wondering whatever happened to the Tuxedo Royale - the floating nightclub with the inappropriately grand name and the infamous revolving dancefloor that used to be moored in the centre of Newcastle - here's your answer. The old boat may have experienced some wild nights and at one point even found itself embroiled in armed conflict, but surely nothing can be worse that its current fate: slowly rusting to death and being dismantled by petty thieves in Middlesbrough...

(Thanks to Jen for the link.)