Love actually

"I'LL STILL ENDURE SEX WITH YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE LET YOURSELF GO A BIT AND WE'VE NOTHING LEFT TO SAY TO EACH OTHER."

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! REMEMBER TO GET DISHWASHER TABLETS FOR ONCE."

"IT DOESN'T LAST LONG BUT YOU'RE GOOD WITH YOUR HANDS AND, AS FAR AS I KNOW, YOU REMAIN FAITHFUL."

"I'M HAPPY TO REPRESS MY TRUE SELF FOR YOU."

Aww, Aidan, you old romantic. Quick, Hallmark - sign him up!