"Monkey Tennis?"

Fancy a job as a commissioner of lowest common denominator trash TV? Welcome to the BBC Three Show Generator. One click and you're away: Inbred, Rich And Possessed; Bald, Pregnant And House-Hunting; The Worst Place To Be Sexy; Autistic, Widowed And Lapdancing...

A couple of suggestions wouldn't even have met the BBC Three commissioners' standards, though. Teenage And In School - nothing unusual in that, surely. And My Virgin Mother - frankly implausible, unless the child in question was Jesus...

(Thanks to Alanna for the link.)