Know Your Enemy

"But nothing in the kingdom of nature is quite so unfathomable as a Mail reporter. They look human. They have opposable thumbs and are capable of catching buses. But they don't have the capacity for reason. You can tell them what happened. You can prove it. But it will make no difference."

Incredibly, this is Clarkson, writing in the Sunday Times. As the first commenter succinctly puts it: "Jeremy Clarkson versus the Daily Mail? Can it be a fight to the death please?"

Incidentally, the Daily Heil is also the subject of mockery in the Guardian, having been awarded two of the Media Monkey's festive gongs.