Divine injustice

Further proof that there is no god: just as Sonic Youth's future looks bleak, those artless chancers the Stone Roses announce they're reuniting.

The announcement was made complete with all of the usual accompanying bollocks - just listen to Mani: "Something magical happens when us four are in the room together, you can't put your finger on it. It's just beautiful to capture it again. I've missed it". Found your stash again, have you?

Ian Brown's comment is more telling: "We'll ride it as long as we can". Rough translation: "We were short of cash and happened to catch that documentary about Steps..."