Alan attack

A book shop reading in Norwich, an appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show and now an article in the Guardian. Alan Gordon Partridge, you really are putting in a serious shift promoting your new autobiography I, Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan, sequel to Bouncing Back, unsold copies of which ended up as "word porridge".

Take a look at the book's page on Amazon, though - the legions of five-star reviews are doing the promotional work for him...