Quote of the day

"We have recently received a new style of packaging, in which the tea bags look used, however the reason for the change in colour is due to the fact that there is no chlorine used. The provider has not changed."

The contents of a company-wide email entitled "New Tea Bags", circulated on Friday. Important stuff, and clearly in response to a number of complaints. Cue mutterings about not being aware chlorine had been used in the production of the old ones...