Health scare

Kill Or Cure is a genius site that helps you "to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it". I note that false nails and oral sex are named as no-nos for the health conscious, but am a bit surprised to see that as yet the Heil hasn't reported any evidence that gypsies, asylum seekers or Muslims cause cancer. Best not to associate with them just to be on the safe side, though, eh?

(Thanks to Neil for the link.)