Quote of the day

"See, what exactly am I meant to be doing? You can have me outside the tent pissing in, or you can have me inside the tent pissing out, and also picking off campers with a sniper rifle. But if you don't give me one of those roles soon you're going to find me over by the shower block taking a shit on the four-pack of Kronenbourg and the packet of Cathedral City cheddar in your icebox."

Malcolm Tucker politely asks the "Great Man of Granite" to clarify his role in the election campaign.

You can follow his weekly election briefings here.

(Thanks to Simon for the link.)