Quote of the day

"I think the heavier hallucinogens are amazing. The problem with our society is there aren't enough positive drug rituals. I said this to the Archbishop of Canterbury the other night - the Church of England should introduce some sort of ecstasy communion."

If this were anyone else, you'd imagine they must be off their trolley on hallucinogens to be dreaming up such conversations - but it's Will Self so it probably did happen.