Quote of the day

"Gloves go from shed

A pair of gloves has been stolen from a shed in Soham.

Thieves gained entry to a shed in Weatheralls Close by damaging a lock.

They have then removed a pair of gloves from inside.

The theft happened some time between November 7 and 11.

Anyone with any information should call 0345 4564564."

A slow week for the Ely Weekly News? Probably not, when you discover that in the past they've brought readers such headlines as "Potato that looks like Sooty" and "Loaf of bread too hard to slice".

(Thanks to Geri for the link.)