Only in Oxford...

... would you find yourself approached in a pub by someone handing out flyers for a dramatic/musical performance called Stilettos In The Key Of G, which is described as "a gripping story, loosely based on Romeo and Juliet, which recounts the happen-chance encounter between a pianist and a sculptor at a concert".

Any other city the sort of people who approach you in pubs in that way are offering dodgy cigarettes or stolen DVD players. Or half-inched beef.