Mothers (and fathers) of invention

I really ought to point you in the direction of the second new feature over on The Art Of Noise. Called Conceptual Art, it'll see a range of contributors doing a spot of imagineering to create a fantasy band comprised of musicians and artists alive, dead or - in the case of my opening piece - purely fictional, all in the name of amusement and whimsical entertainment.

(Incidentally, the second installment of the other new feature Memories Can't Wait, on the subject of winter, went up last night.)