Quote of the day

“If you’ve ever wanted to see former ‘Blue Peter’ presenter Zoe Salmon lying on her back and hoisting her hips in the air, here’s your chance – although be warned: in a bid to ward off potential masturbators, Anton Du Beke’s standing in the background wearing a costume so tight his nuts are spread halfway across his pelvis, as though they’ve been buttered into position with an enormous pallet knife.”

I’m prepared to bet that no other TV critic wrote about BBC1’s new stab at the Saturday early evening family entertainment slot, ‘Hole In The Wall’, in quite the same way as the Guardian’s Charlie Brooker.