Al over now

Mohammed Al Fayed's not having a very good time of it, is he? Not only is his football team Fulham about to be relegated (well, that's what you get if you gift us two wins and can't even avoid defeat against the Mackems) but he's also had his conspiracy claims summarily dismissed at the inquest into Diana's death and now stands accused by participants in a 'Newsnight' survey of being the prime force behind the squandering of £10m of taxpayers' money.

There's a nice use of inverted commas in the BBC report: "A statement read on behalf of Mohamed Al Fayed said the verdicts would come as a blow to 'millions' of his supporters around the world". Anyone know an Al Fayed supporter? Nope, thought not. Next he'll be claiming relegation will be a blow to Fulham's "millions" of supporters around the world...