"London's burning, London's burning..."

So, has arson been ruled out yet? Burning down her local would certainly be one rather drastic way of trying to wean Winehouse off the sauce...

Obviously the fire's a devastating blow to the market traders, the vast majority of whom don't deserve it. Hope it took out a few of the stalls selling tie-dye T-shirts, though. Maybe the patchouli oil fuelled the flames?

(Yes, you know this is the place to come for attempts at topical humour three days after the subject matter was topical...)